apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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