love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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