..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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