What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring