Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.