cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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