When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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