Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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