Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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