Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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