Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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