I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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