i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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