I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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