You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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