I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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