i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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