Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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