she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He did a backflip because drugs
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
