Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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