and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
