Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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