I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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