What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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