I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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