thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
True strength comes from lack of pants
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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