just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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