my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
She needs sedatives and a leash
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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