You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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