you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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