Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
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The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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