Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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