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say what?
wanna hang out?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
be right there i have to get my cape
I have aggressive nipples.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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