Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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