my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize
