Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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