Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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