it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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