But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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