My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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