Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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