I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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go home
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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