Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
