I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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