is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I woke up under a house in Key West
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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