I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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