My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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