Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
These tits shall not be calmed
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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