We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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