Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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