lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I got chris browned last night
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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