Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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