Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
