Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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Send help, water and tortillas.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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