singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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