wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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