I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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