went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
So squirting runs in the family.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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