I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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