Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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