My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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