Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
You just made me feel so damn special
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
